Not Parent Material

It’s quite evident J & I do not have children.  I was washing the big heavy Calphalon stir fry pan the other day.

Me {speaking to no one in particular}: My!  What BIG pan you are (in reference to ‘Little Red Riding Hood’).

J {chimes in}: Someone ate my porridge!

Me: Um, wrong fairy tale.

J: Oh.

Sign # 247 you’re not a parent – you can’t get your fairy tales straight.

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1 Response to Not Parent Material

  1. myblankeynme says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER!

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