Sum Ting Wong

We went to get our eyes examined today.  For those of you who have had the pleasure of getting glasses, you know that the optometrist will flip the lenses back and forth, and ask which one is sharper.

Optometrist: One or two?

Me: One.

Optometrist: One or three?

Me: One.

{After a few more iterations with my mind going numb}

Optometrist: One or two?

Me: Three

J {cracking up in the background}: That wasn’t a trick question.  Or was that a trick answer?

Towards the end of the exam it dawned on me that I was looking at the wrong eye chart, so I requested to start the exam over, much to the optometrist’s chagrin, but much to J’s amusement…

J: What’s wrong with you today?

Later in the evening we read on one of Yahoo’s comment threads:

“What did the chinese couple name their retarded child? Sum Ting Wong”

J {immediately declared}: That’s what I should call you from now on…Sum Ting Wong.

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2 Responses to Sum Ting Wong

  1. myblankeynme says:

    HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH! I ❤ him! He's so rude. You know we're from the same family!

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