Geek Speak

J was telling me about one of his co-workers putting in 12-hour days, which got me thinking…

Me: Does his wife work?

J: I don’t think so.

Me: That’s why.  What if I didn’t work?

J: I’d divorce you.

Me: Why?

J: Because that means you’re lazy.

Me: OK, what if I had a kid and stayed at home to take care of the kid?

J: We’ll have to get rid of the kid.

Me: How are you going to do that?

J: Ctrl+Alt+Del.

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2 Responses to Geek Speak

  1. me says:

    hahahahahahah he’s dumb!

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