J was telling me about one of his co-workers putting in 12-hour days, which got me thinking…
Me: Does his wife work?
J: I don’t think so.
Me: That’s why. What if I didn’t work?
J: I’d divorce you.
J: Because that means you’re lazy.
Me: OK, what if I had a kid and stayed at home to take care of the kid?
J: We’ll have to get rid of the kid.
Me: How are you going to do that?